It had been a bad crash and the pilot,
WO-1 James Miller, was lucky to be alive not justinjured.
Jim was a flight school buddy and
good friend of mine, so I decided to round up some of his other "stick"
buddies and pay him a visit at the hospital. We flew up to the Evac and
solemnly entered the ward. Expecting the worst, we were pleasantly surprised
to find Jim propped up in bed and chatting with the "Dust-Off' pilot who
had flown him in from the field. WO-1 Stan Shaffer was another flight school
alumnus so this was shaping up into a real reunion.
Jim was extremely happy to see us as he had just been
notified that he was being shipped back to the states that evening. After
the initial shock wore off, we decided that a proper send off was the only
noble course of action. Before Jim could protest, we were all out the door!
We asked Stan ifhe knew where any
"0" clubs were. Stanley P. Shaffer, former marine, second tour Viet N am
vet, pilot extraordinarie knew where ALL the clubs were! Our plan was to
buy a steak dinner with all the trimmings and present it to Jim as a fitting
farewell tribute. We had our mission.
We saw a jeep with US Army painted
on it and agreed since we were all Army also, it must be ours. We drove
to the nearest club and ordered the biggest steak they had. While waiting
for the meal, it was suggested we all join together and toast to Jim's
continued good health. A hearty libation was concocted and eagerly consumed.
The dinner's preparation lagged so one more toast was performed. Upon the
steaks arrival, it was met with a lusty cheer and another hearty toast.
We "carefuly" wrapped all the contents of the meal in a series of paper
plates and I stuffed it in the lower leg pocket of my flight suit. Properly
fortified and of good cheer, we started the drive back to the hospital.
Along the route someone commented that a good steak deserves a good wine.
The jeep was stopped and we all spread out in search of "the" appropriate
wine. Within 30 minutes I had returned to the jeep flushed with success.I
had found "the" fitting wine. We all had found "the" fitting wine. AIl
23 bottles of it! The remaining trip to the Evac was made amidst a wine
tasting contest.
Entering the ward with great fanfare,
we presented Jim with his sumptuous repast which by now greatly resembled
fresh "road kill". As he ate, the bottles were past around the assembled
warrior clan and the ward echoed with stories of the brave deeds and valorous
acts of our departing brother .
"Enters the Head Nurse!!!" The small,
thin lady froze in her steps. She paled visibly, her mouth moving but only
uttering small barking sounds. She staggered towards an oxygen tank and
breathed deeply from the mask. As the color returned to her face, it was
intensified by the fire in her eyes! With no regard for our regal status
as warrior gods, she reviled us with terms and expressions not normally
associated within the field of medicine. Our explanations fell on deaf
ears as this "Healer from Hell" castigated us with a litany of violated
regulations and health codes as well as aspersions towards our parentage.
We fell back but regrouped smartly. We prepared to stand and defend our
sacred and long honored right of debauchery. She advanced on us with glowering
eyes. Those of us who could still open our eyes stared intently back. Even
though we recognized the odds were stacked possibly against us, the five
of us would valiantly stand our ground despite our impending doom.
The crackling silence only broke when
Jim's sleepy voice informed us that all the wine was gone.
A proper, albeit hasty, goodbye was made as we all wished
Jim "Godspeed" and a quick trip home. With that we warriors departed, our
honor intact and mission
accomplished, to find a kindly refuge with a cold bottle
so as to strenthen ourselves for the rigors of tomorrows battle and the
performance of brave deeds.
Ed Gallagher
(The author is a former Army helicopter pilot with
over 200 missions in Viet N am and Cambodia)