Crabs in Vietnam was a reality to most,
Nasty little bastards, always lookin for a host!
    The little SOB`s travel on your balls and hair,
Itchy little things that crawl in multitudes down there!

    They would torment me with the itch and burn,
Remembering my waiting for a quicky, Will I ever learn??
    The gift of thousands of crabs was a not expected,
If given a chose the crabs would have been rejected!

    I had a case so bad, that you could see them traveling in lanes,
They graze and unite on my mountainious balls and the stomach plains!
    They were occupying my clothes and my poncholiner spread,
These things are driveing me crazy, Wish I were dead!

    I pleaded, NO ,BEGGED the corpsman medic for relief,Praying he would.
He laughted and said," Ya got two ways to rid yourself of the crabs for
good!"
    " The easy way! or The Hard way"!A fast cure or a slow messy cream,
Out of the Chest of Meds, He gave me the unmarked green cure!"It will work
like a dream!"

    "Splash this cure on your groin area after you shower"
I rushed to the shower, began to scour!
    Drying off with a faded OD towel,I dumped the whole bottle,
It was muscle linament( horse strentgh), my dick I throttled!

    Screams of agony echoed around the area, as the heat grew,
They next time I get the crabs, I aint goin to the medics,jokers I knew!
    But the long shower helped kill the invaders,along with the burning
green shit,
My hygiene improved after that, washing and staying out of a local whore
pit!!!

--- Marvin Camp, E-5 ,Vietnam 70-71
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