The Anal Equinox is a rare event that occurs when
some helicopter pilots make ever tightening, successive, 360 degree turns.
They actually cross the rectal event horizon and fly up their own alimentary
canals.
This phenomena was seen mainly among helicopter
Scout pilots in Vietnam. Occasionally they could completely disappear for
short periods of time. Cobra high bird crews can attest to this fact.
WARNING! Non-Scout type aviators must
not attempt this maneuver without the supervision of an onboard, qualified
instructor pilot.
Some less skilled pilots attempting the maneuver
only partially encountered the Equinox to their shoulders and suffered
the dreaded Rectal/Cranial Inversion (RCI) and thus exacerbated the condition
by depriving the brain of oxygen, usually resulting in catastrophic uncontrolled
aircraft contact with the ground.
The secrets of the Anal Equinox were never taught
in flight school and are closely guarded by the Aero-Scout community. The
uninitiated are unable to complete the process and are often doomed to
repeat iterations of the RCI.
The Old Scout