WAR WAGON PILOTS
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1. When they walked by vegetation; it wilted.
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2. Used wheelbarrows to carry their family jewels.
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3. Out drank, out flew and out fought everybody and wore
yellow scarves that smelled like sweat, booze and puke.
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4. Had hootch rooms that looked like ammo dumps.
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5. Were always armed.
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6. Showered and shaved infrequently, yet flies wouldn’t land
on them for fear of their lives.
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7. When on the flight line, only urinated in the Long Knive’s
revetments.
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8. Were not bitten by mosquitoes or other insects, the bugs
feared alcohol poisoning.
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9. Broke wind that sounded like incoming 122 s and watered
the eyes of those nearby except their gunner’s.
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10. Stole Crusader newguy’s C rations. They never planned
far enough ahead to include their next meal.
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11. Strapped on Loaches and went out hunting for "Chuck"
everyday cuz they just didn’t know any better.
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12. Were the Troop Commander’s pets and could do no wrong.
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