WAR WAGON GUNNERS
1. When they walked by vegetation----- it died!
2. Had 7/1st CAV Slick Doorgunners carry
their family jewels.
3. Didn’t use toilet paper and flies stayed in the
Assfault Company’s area.
4. Urinated in any revetment they wanted to and even
made special trips to those of the Assfault Companies.
5. Could shoot
an M-60, hit the target and toss a grenade at the same time with
blood alcohol levels over 1.05.
6. If they broke wind while at a hover ---- the OH6A
would loose rotor RPM and tailrotor effectiveness.
7. Opened their stolen C-Rats with their teeth.
8. Hung out on the skids, dangling by their M60’s
Bungee-cords and killing Cong while not wearing seatbelts, monkey harnesses
or chicken plates.
9. Were picked for their size so Scout pilots could
hide behind them when taking fire from the left side.
10. Forced to shower only if caught in a sudden rain
storm, but God didn’t often risk getting them wet and pissed-off.
11. Left the whores in town so reamed, ruined and
hurting they had to sign up for welfare or marry commissioned officers.
12. Didn’t give a big rat’s ass about nothing and
held everyone in equal contempt.
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