Ray Mur'phee
Zee  Famous French Scout Pilot

Mur'phee, the famous French Scout pilot from D Troop 3rd of the 5th, takes his Vietnamese/French girlfriend, Mai, out for a pleasant little picnic by the river Mekong. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air so Mai leans over to the Scout and says: "Mur'phee, kees me!".

So our hero grabs a bottle of red wine and passionately splashes it on Mai's lips.

"What are you doing, Mur'phee?" shrieks Mai.

"Well, my name is Mur'phee, zee famous Franch Scout pilote, and when I have zee red meat , I like to have zee red wine!"

His answer is good enough for Mai and things begin to heat up.  So she says: "Mur'phee, kees me lower."  Our hero rips off her blouse, grabs a bottle of white wine and starts pouring it all over her breasts.

"Mur'phee, what are you doing?!"

"Well, my name is Mur'phee, zee famous Franch Scout pilote, and when I have zee white meat, I like to have zee white wine!"

They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Mai leans over once more and softly whispers into his ear: "Mur'phee, kees me LOWER!"

Mur'phee tears off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and sprinkles it all over her crotch. He grabs his Zippo and lights it on fire.  Patting the flames out furiously, Mai screams: "MUR'PHEE!, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!"

"Well, my name is Mur'phee, zee famous French Scout pilote, and when I go down,
 I GO DOWN IN FLAMES!"